Thursday, October 7, 2010


Just a small thought with shit load of irony on top of it.

What if H1n1 vaccine called as Pandemrix was 
just some kind of conspiracy to get half of the globe infected with t-virus-like decease? And now some big chief out there has the big red button to start the zombie-apocalypse. Cos after all the vaccine was not sticked up to every butt in U.S.

But after all, we would save the earths nature if zombie-apocalypse would strike.

Second funny alternative of last days of human life would be combining two different ends of the world, like first the zombies and then Yankees go and blowup the Eurasian continent, in purpose to kill all the zombies running around, but failing it and causing nuclear-holocaust. It's like combining Left4Dead with Fallout, would it then be "Left out & fell 4 death?"
Is there sommere sum cumpany workin on diz shit already?! There MUST be! It would be so epic!

Now just waiting with excitement to get filming my own zombie-short film.

Guts and smiles, Cheers! 

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Idiotizm ov teh day.

Two weeks ago for some odd reason we were talking about yet not invented device named as PROJECTOR OF DARKNESS!
Name tells it all. We got lamps that project light so why could we not have a "lamp" that produces total darkness?
It could come pretty handy to carry pocket-sized ink black darkness. Like you're at beach and you wanna change your clothes in privacy, so you could just cast shadow on you for a moment to jump to your swimming suit.
At this point our teacher threw us a second point of view, thinking that it should be a portable black hole which could be controlled.
During the day this thought of pocket-sized black hole started to cook slowly in my head, then I started to think that it would be a portal to another dimension where's no light, so maybe some goods could be stored there? What if you go inside the black dimension and break your remote? Will you be just forgotten to your endless darkness to die? 
But here my mind has already constructed new idiotic scenario, which is worried about weight of the globe when stuff is been stored to black parallel dimensions. Would the planet stay at its normal course around the sun? Would the sun suck the planet closer because of planets fast diet or would we swing to outer space to freeze?

Why such a small innocent thought ends in end of the world?